Thursday, October 06, 2005

Pat Robertson's dinner prayer

Dear Lord, it's Pat. Thank you for this delicious dinner shake, moreover, thank you for the funds. Let it nourish my body and make me a good shephe...disciple [clears throat] for you.

Lord, I'm really sorry that I mislead that body-builder, and I promise I'll give him all the free shakes he wants if You get him to terminate the lawsuit. If not, could you help me convince him to assasinate Hugo Chavez?

Thanks so, talk to you later.



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